Yuletide Letter 2026
Oct. 18th, 2026 07:49 pm[Minor editing for SPAG and the weird formatting still in process, but the content is done! I really wanted to launch this into the world, sorry for the minor inconveniences, but for all intents and purposes this is my definitive letter.]
Dear Writer,
It’s that time of the year again, yay! Yuletide has become more and more important to me over the years, I really love the culture surrounding it and the positive atmosphere that comes with it. You’ll see below I like to prompt, so feel free to use that as inspiration but it’s also something I do for my own fun, so if you’ve got an idea you’re dying to write, write it. Having someone writing for me is a gift so rare I don’t want to compel you too much: have fun, create something you love, and I’ll be happy.I’m Beatrice_Sank on AO3, for some reason, here’s my account, if you’d like to know me better. My bookmarks are not necessarily a good representation of my reading habits as a whole (I tend to forget about them, and then only remember when I’m on a binge), but you can find things I enjoy there, and some of the other fandoms I’m familiar with if that’s an information you need.
Language note: I also read French (it’s my first language), so I’m happy to receive something either in English or in French if you prefer to write in that language.
I’m (more than) fine with treats and unplanned gifts!
General Likes
Themes, atmosphere and tropes
Banter, fix-it, plot used to develop relationships, world-building, character study, competent female characters, experimental writing, alternative story-telling forms (letters, found manuscripts or records, outsider point of view…), found intimacy, difficult intimacy, intimate body language, found families, queer narratives, conflicting world-views and people having their reasons, moral ambiguity, historical details, sensory notations, time-loops of the “Groundhog Day” kind, AU of the “what if” kind, heist fic, tropes subversion, humour, melancholy, a little psychological cruelty too.
Ship-wise: romantic and sexual tension (resolved or unresolved), pinning, slow burn, friends to lovers, enemies (to friends) to lovers, love/hate relationships, power struggles, denial of feelings, fake/pretend relationships, angst, accidental proximity, subverting power dynamics, people falling in love While Trying Not To, things changing so gradually it’s hard to name it, little touches (hair, hands, neck notably) and physical reactions, sensual things going on at a slow pace, first kiss/getting together (not a fan of established relationships, by which I mean that the characters are already together when the fic begins), porn used as character study, characters expressing their feelings by actions instead of words, characters being so comfortable with each others they barely realize they’re behaving like a couple.
Smut-wise: praise, alternate power dynamics, desperation, teasing, repressed character letting go, dom/sub undertones or even full dom/sub dynamics depending on the context, sex in semi-public places, voyeurism and mirrors, overstimulation, banter and generally talking during sex, body worship, phone sex, edging, intimacy issues, clothed sex. I’m fine with dubcon (to specify: when people pretend to hate each other, when there’s emotional manipulation involved, when the relationship is messy), but no non-con, please.
It’s worth noting that I’m open to sex scenes for every ship requested, but it’s by no mean mandatory if you don’t want to write them (romance without sex scenes is fine by me, as well as fade to black).
Opt-ins: any rating, any tense or point of view, any additional character showing up (even if they’re not nominated), experimental writing all the way if it fits your project, ambiguous/bittersweet endings.
A Room of One’s Own
No character nominated
Also known as: A Fic of Your Own. It’s my perennial fandom, I love everything I’ve received for it so far, so I don’t think I’ll ever stop asking. I feel like people tend to enjoy writing for this, too. After all, we’re on Archive of Our Own.
In short, this is an all-you-can-write woolfian buffet. I don’t nominate characters because I’ll genuinely take anything you might imagine. I guess my only real preference is that I’d like the core ideas of the essay to be used at face value and not in a satirical light.
This is, I think, one of the texts that moves me the most. It tells such a quiet emotional tale of forgotten voices, broken lives, limited possibilities. I love the sense of sorority that comes from it, but also the speaker’s indignation that seeps through at various points. I love Woolf’s sense of rhythm, memorable sentences, and how fiction and reality perpetually blend together through the various figures of the essay: Judith Shakespeare, the three Marys (Mary Beaton, Mary Seton and Mary Carmichael), Chloe and Olivia, the speaker herself… I think the in-between state between full fictional characters (Judith has her whole life told, the various Mary have different personalities, Chloe and Olivia liked each other) and symbols (every forgotten woman artist is a Judith Shakespeare or a Mary, the Marys are taken directly from the ballad Mary Hamilton, Chloe and Olivia could stand for sorority or, well, they’re lesbians, Harold) is very interesting, and opens up lots of opportunities for fic. I’m very open to the idea of making Virginia Woolf, or some version of her (the speaker in this text doesn’t have to fully correspond to Woolf in an autobiographical sense) a character in this. Any story that shows sympathy for the struggles the essay evokes, tries to recreate its ring in different contexts, develops the characters through time and space, modernizes the obstacles that prevent women from creating and being heard, pays homage in any way to what was lost to time, would make me so, so happy. And also: you can make it queerer, you can make it trans, address what the text fail to evoke too, I’m really here for it, we all know this canon could use more servings of Gender.
So, does Judith Shakespeare write fanfiction? Are the Marys all sleeping together? What about a new Mary Hamilton ballad about how the speaker isn’t allowed to step on the grass, and it’s tragic somehow? Etc. Don’t be afraid to go meta if you need to.
I’m going to prompt very broadly, but again if you think of something else, please go for it, this one really is all about creativity.
Prompts:
- An exploration of various incarnations of Judith Shakespeare or/and the various Marys, the various Chloe and Olivia across time and space. Since they are after all largely symbolic characters or masks for women all around the world and through the centuries, I would love to read about any different Judith or Mary or Chloe. Regarding Judith Shakespeare, I think that invites to consider what would be the equivalent of Shakespeare at various point in history and in various places, to diversify the literary figures of the essay (I’m very open to any deconstruction of the literary genius thing, by the way).
- A sort of fix-it for Judith Shakespeare’s tragic tale. I don’t particularly expect her to live happily ever after, but perhaps something a tiny bit hopeful, or less gloomy, with the idea that at least something of her lives on somewhere. What would have happened if she hadn’t die so early?
- What if the speaker lied about Judith’s story for some reason? Is there a secret society of women keeping her memory alive somewhere? In the same conspiracy vein: what if some major works of literature had actually been written by Judith?
- Lesbians everywhere! Anything about Chloe and Olivia and who they might be. Bonus points if you keep the historical setting: I’d love a 20s romance, but any other point in time could be interesting too. Also, what if one Mary liked another Mary? What would have happened to Judith if she had met a woman instead of a man in London? Etc.
- Give any of the character a room of her own, see what happens. What sort of space would it be, how could she acquire it, what does it mean to her, is it an actual room or something else?
- An anthology of the Complete Works of Judith Shakespeare (edited by one of the characters, or the speaker maybe? I would love some in-universe document with notes and references).
- Magical AU where the Marys, Judith, and possibly the others are mysterious figures that travel through time with various incarnations. Are they cursed, stuck in a loop, and what sort of powers do they have?
- I think this is absolutely ripe for crossover, of any sort. I’m going to give you suggestions, but if you want to try something very metatextual with a lot of different characters pertaining to different universes, I’m open to it even if I don’t know all of the fandoms used. For example, it’s okay to travel through the multiverse to focus on several women writers from different fandoms, be they historical figures or fictional characters.
* I’m just putting this out there on the off-chance that someone would be willing to write for this and be familiar with Susanna Clarke’s works, but I figured that given some of the themes of Jonathan Strange and Mister Norrell (access to knowledge, the erasure of women in magic’s history and the general role of minorities in the book), that would make an absolutely fantastic match. What if the Marys were forgotten female magicians? And Judith Shakespeare lived in the shadow of the Aureates? Do they have something to do with faeries? What can we make of the folk ballad where the Marys are named, in this context? Of course if you’re familiar with this, it also makes a lot of sense to build upon The Ladies of Grace Adieu.
* This would probably works well too in an actual Austenian setting, but there are lots of possibilities, really.
* Do what you will with this but: what if Judith Shakespeare was the Mary Poppins of writers?
*Judith Shakespeare, trans witch writer?
DNW: gore, underage, non-con, A/B/O, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or faeces).
I Saw the TV Glow
Worldbuilding ; Owen; Maddy
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)
This movie wrecked me emotionally, and I have all the trouble in the world being articulate about Schoenbrun’s movies for some reason, but I love them so much. I just want more of that specific brand of queerness, suffering and Buffy-meets-Doctor-Who-meets-existential-dread fictional show. I’m all for ambiguities, blurred lines between realities, fantasies, traumatic images and fictional worlds here, but I guess some sort of flickering light at the end of the tunnel would be nice too, even though I’m definitely interested in melancholic writing for this.
For Owen and Maddy, I’m okay with either & or /, as long as you keep the queerness strong.
Prompts:
- A look into the Pink Opaque fandom: forums, fan wars, teenagers looking for clues and building actually-not-conspiracy-theories about what’s going on with the show, looking for the last lost season that prolongs the story-line after the movie… I would love to see how elements of the narrative could slightly distort over time, to echo Owen and Maddy’s lives perhaps, or just to alter reality some more.
- A series guide, possibly annotated by someone, that reviews different monsters-of-the-week, ranks seasons, analyses episodes… But perhaps it’s eerily unreliable? (I mean I’m sure Mr Melancholy would edit his own guides now, wouldn’t he?)
- A Pink Opaque revival is announced, the lead actresses playing Tara and Isabel are almost forty now. What’s in it, does it reflect Maddy and Owen’s adult lives? How does the fandom react, does Owen watch it, how is it received? Perhaps it triggers a nostalgia wave so massive it begins to affect society as a whole, perhaps there is suddenly weird merch everywhere, etc. Or perhaps both the critics and the fans hate it, except for one person to whom it seems directly addressed?
- Someone finds the script of an unaired episode.
- Fictional fanworks about the show, possibly by Owen and Maddy, or entirely different people. And fan comments to go along with those?
- They run away together and enter the Pink Opaque when Maddy first offers. How is life there? Perhaps some things in that new world reflect what they left behind? (I’m thinking Owen’s mother for example). Is everything really easier? And what definitely is?
- Maddy during her years in the Pink Opaque, watching Owen’s life as a TV show.
- If you find a way to write some sort of light crossover with Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma into whatever you want to write for this, I’ll be very happy because that movie *also* wrecked me and I love it to bits. For example: what if Isabel and Tara met Little Death? Would they be allies or foes? Would they save them? Would the whole thing have some sort of connection with Owen? Or something else, I feel there are a lot of cool possibilities here.
DNW: Permanent major character death (the “fake” dying from the movie is completely fine though, and feel free to explore what that means in relation to actual death too if you want), completely cis- reading of Owen (I’m fine with multiple pronouns or they/she or whatever you want in fact, and it’s more than okay to question what gender even is, but I just don’t want to see the character described as a cis straight boy in a way that de-queer the narrative), underage, non-con, A/B/O, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or faeces), unrequested crossovers, soulmates.
Library of Babel
No character nominated.
I’ve studied this, I’ve taught this, but in the end the text is just such a tiny glimpse into a world so vast and terrifyingly empty that I feel it needs to be explored some more, in its specific kind of beauty and misery.
For this I was hoping for something in the spirit of Borges (you can go wild with fake documents and old folk tales) but also possibly in touch with other labyrinthine texts if you feel like it. “The House of Asterion” comes to mind, but there are plenty others in Borges short-stories that could help you build something, and crossovers are also a possibility (see my prompts for that). Very interested in unreliable narration here, as well as blurry lines between beliefs and reality, the uncertainty of this universe and its capacity to deconstruct every supposed truth. And in everything that manages to underline the terrible beauty of it all.
Prompts:
- The Great Search for the Library Catalog and what it entails. It is a crusade, a lonely adventure, a nihilistic journey or a search for meaning?
- Legends, tales about heroes of the Library, gods, cursed books, wars between librarians, lost texts, specific communities…
- Excerpts from readable books, and what people make of them.
- What about illustrated books? Do they exist? What sort of cultural reaction would that create if one was discovered?
- The customs and beliefs of different communities of librarians.
- We are told writing is seen as pointless in this universe, since every possible text exists somewhere already. But what if some librarians did write: what would they write, and how would that affect the Library and the people who live in it?
- Investigating the uncertain notion of inside/outside in the Library: is there an outside world, despite what we are lead to believe? I mean, how do these people even feed themselves? Those who jump over the ramps, where do they fall? Is it possible to find a way out, and would people even want that? Is there water somewhere, natural elements? Or maybe lost portals leading to other universes, possibly other libraries or other labyrinths somewhere? What do the locals believe?
- Speaking of which, I would love some sort of crossover or fusion for this: the House in Piranesi by Susanna Clarke is deeply borgesian, and I guess House of Leaves would work too with this in some way. And what about Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities? Or maybe something else, if you’ve encountered great mysterious worlds that you think might work, I might not even need to know every details of the canon to appreciate the fusion in this case, I think, as long as it opens to interesting worldbuilding.
DNW: underage, non-con, porn without plot.
The Remains of the Day
Mr Stevens; Miss Kenton
I think what interests me here is the way the tragic and failed romance blends with social themes like service in England from the 30s to 60s, and the whole idea of sacrificing one’s autonomy one way or another. I love how repressed the characters are, even if it drives me completely mad with frustration. And the way Miss Kenton and Mr Steven keep challenging each other, especially when it comes to values. I don’t think I’ll ever be tired of reading possible scenarios of how they finally get together (despite what my rational mind tells me), and I’m a big fan of the little things when it comes to them: touches, hidden emotions, unresolved tension that escalates, looks, etc. I’m very much here for any exploration of the emotional and/or sexual tension between them, through whatever mean you may think of. I’m interested in historical realism here, but on the other hand I’m not afraid of romance tropes either.
Prompts:
- Miss Kenton is offered a job elsewhere, and Stevens does everything in his power to convince her to stay (including perhaps resorting to his knowledge of romance novels, or being a decent human being for once).
- In the same vein, but for something rather more acrobatics: Stevens announces her out of the blues that he plans on leaving Darlington Hall. Perhaps their relationship, professional as it may be, has become too much for him to handle. Perhaps something happened that compromised that professionalism. Perhaps it’s unrelated and he has to go for another set of reasons entirely. How would that play out? I’m thinking perhaps this, and not Miss Kenton going, could be an interesting way to develop their relationship.
- I’d love to see them solve a (small) mystery together around Darlington Hall or the village! Could be a great and more lighthearted way to see all that tension simmer, and to bring them together. Perhaps a servant is wrongly accused of stealing something, perhaps there are rumours about a ghost going around the village and they have to debunk it, perhaps there is an actual death… I’m not afraid of a little ridiculousness here, I’m all for some good Agatha Christie fun.
- Okay it seems I’m going crazy with this respectable and dignified fandom but: what about a time-loop? The night before Miss Kenton departure comes to mind, of course, but I’m sure there are other points in time where it would be interesting to force them to relive their decisions. Also I suppose I’m here to see Stevens loose his patience and suffer while trapped by his own mistakes, oops.
- Let’s take everyone out of Darlington Hall for once: I’m sure Lord Darlington travels with his staff sometimes (perhaps with reduced staff, but still). What about a melancholic trip to the seaside? Or whatever strikes your fancy, really. Does a change of setting influence how they behave or see each other? Perhaps they meet new people there too, which could lead to some interesting developments. I’m all for shaking their habits up a bit and see what happens.
- What if she did come back after he offered her the job at the end of the book/movie? How does one go back to being a servant in the 60s after all this time and everything that happened? When you’re older? And how do you rekindle an old romance, especially when both parts are aware that your return has something to do with it but no one dares mention it?
- Any fake/pretend relationship/forced proximity scenario you can come up with: for example, their new employer only wants married staff and they concoct a lie, or they have to pretend for an event, or because an important guest of the house has taken a fancy to one of them and they need a cover.
- Miss Kenton is led to believe that Mr Stevens, as extraordinary as it sounds, is having an affair with someone (staff or someone in the village, perhaps a guest, I don’t know). It’s actually not the case but it drives her absolutely up the wall. Or perhaps it’s even more complicated than that and they have to go through a whole comedy of errors.
- Something something “reversed book scene” something (after the book scene, a situation in which it’s Stevens who tries to initiate contact, and Miss Kenton who’s reluctant).
DNW: Permanent major character death, gore, underage, non-con, A/B/O, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or feces), unrequested crossovers, soulmates and that brand of AU where you change the setting (coffee shop, space, vampires, etc.): canon divergences are fine.
Slow Horses
Jackson Lamb; Catherine Standish
I’m singularly obsessed with these two, to the point I think I may have read almost every story available in the archive (I’m not even kidding). Anything that explores their twisted co-dependency will be perfect.
Full disclaimer: I ship them rather intensely, so my prompts will tend to go in that direction, but lots of things can be interpreted in a Gen way too and I will be positively delighted with that if that’s more your thing, there is so much to explore in their relationship.
I’m fascinated with the ambiguity of it all, the mix of loyalty, care and cruelty… All the distorted mirror effects between Standish and Lamb: traumatized, addicts, lonely, repressed, dealing with it in markedly different ways… but are they really? All of this coalesces beautifully in the whole Partner business, and boy isn’t it the right year to explore that. Jackson’s behavior towards Catherine fascinates me: they are so many reasons why he keeps her close, some of them awful and some almost admirable, but he lets out nothing and that might be the wildest thing about it. I do believe he might have saved her life when he asked her to Slough House, but she’s a sort of outlet for him too, even though he clearly cares for her in his own way. His insults are sort of a gold mine to analyze, because a good numbers of them would easily apply to him (Standish’s not the only drunk who couldn’t read Partner’s moods here).
Meanwhile, Catherine: long-suffering, but still miraculously human (and perfect, may she be protected at all costs, etc.). I love how repressed and controlled she is, how clever, how funny she can be whenever she decides to stand for herself. Her relationship to both her bosses, to trust, to her own self-image, to alcohol, to how alcohol and desire possibly entangle are particular subjects of interest.
Since I’m nose deep into season 6, one of the questions that haunts me presently is this: what does it mean to her that Jackson killed Partner? For her image of him? How does she understands the years he’s kept her by his side?
And more generally: are either of them aware of the weird level of intimacy they’ve developed seemingly against their will? (Do they know they really should kiss? I digress.)
On a practical note, I will be current with the show by Yuletide, and while I haven’t read the book I’m aware of them, especially elements relevant to their dynamic, so if you want to mix that in it’s completely fine. And if you want to invite other characters, be my guest, I love everyone to bits and it’s always great fun.
Prompts:
- Season 6 was very inspiring in terms of possible situations, so: stuck together in a safe house with the rest of the team, while tension between them escalates. It’s a terrible setting for any prolonged intimacy or even private conversations, and I would be so interested to see them losing their minds, while the horses fail to notice. Bonus points of course if it’s Taverner’s house!
- Another post-season 6 prompt: I’d like to see, say, Taverner try to use her big reveal to manipulate Catherine into spying on Lamb for her. To be clear, I don’t believe she would agree to that, but I’m interested to see her contemplate the possibility, fantasies about having the upper hand for once, the briefest dream of a vengeance, and how that interacts with her already complicated relationship with Jackson. Perhaps he’s even aware of it (after all the man knows everything, and Taverner isn’t at the top of her game these days, especially with such an offer). Or perhaps it’s the idea of a vulnerable Jackson that gets Catherine’s attention. The whole tension between a desire of revenge and the need for an apology seems just delicious to me in general.
- In that spirit (but more slashy), I believe the vaguest hint of dom/sub for them would be fascinating even out of sexual situations, with Jackson giving her some form of control for once.
- Actual confrontation post-funeral would be nice in every universe, of course. You can do a lot of different things with this, and I want to read them all.
- Speaking of which: what would it take for Jackson to actually apologize? And how would he do it?
- Standish has to deal with a particularly drunk Jackson. Possibly flirty, probably vile, certainly cruel or tensed. Given what alcohol means to her, how does that go? And what about Jackson, the way he usually controls everything (perhaps even this)?
- Something changes after Catherine’s return post-season 4, and it so gradual she cannot quite put her finger on it but it’s slowly driving her mad. Is Jackson actually making… an effort? I would love to see how they navigate this and where it leads them. In terms of possibly getting together, I like the idea that apparently very mundane things could be the last drop that make them snap, so that’s an idea too. Or perhaps it has her convinced he’s seeing someone, and [comedy of errors] ensues.
- Undercover as a couple, the old classic. I’m convinced it would take them both by surprise how easily that can act the part, how intimate they’re already are. They probably wouldn’t know what to do this that, which is delicious.
- Indirect and veiled confessions of feelings: anytime, anywhere.
- As I said, I’m more or less aware of some of the books’ content even though I haven’t read them (yet), especially the « bottles scene » that takes place in Standish’s flat. If you want to use that to go further than the book does, like giving them an actual chance at conversation or intimacy, be my guest. It’s so charged that, of course, the minds reels (also, that image about the bottle between Jackson’s thighs, how can anyone begin to explain that, I swear).
- Lamb having to actually witness one of Catherine’s moments of insane competence, because the show keeps not giving us that (the chess scene, for god’s sake). I mean the woman is clearly some sort of genius when you add all the things she does by herself when no one’s looking, god that drives me insane. And/or Catherine being aware of Jackson’s appreciation for once too (the man only allows himself to say she’s clever when she’s under lock and key, whyy).
- Going further with that one: how would Lamb react if Catherine saved his life, by getting him out of harm’s way or even knocking someone out (or killing, if you want to go there, could be interesting too)? Somehow I can’t shake the feeling he would be livid with it, and isn’t that fascinating?
- Forced proximity smorgasbord! Checking each other for wounds (since touch starved is very relevant for these two)! Hiding together somewhere! There-was-only-one-couch-to-sit-in-the-dark-and-contemplates-the-emptiness (and subtly touch when no one’s looking).
- Reviewing my notes, I find I’ve written “something that gives Catherine genuine pleasure”, and I think that’s beautiful. Lamb can watch, I guess. To be clear, that can be very Gen (would be quite interesting, in fact) or not, I just want to see my girl enjoy herself, she deserves it.
DNW: Established relationship (if it comes to this, I really prefer the process of getting together for them); fic set entirely in their youth (I love them old and tired; but it’s completely okay to include scenes of their past, even if they’re long, I just don’t want something set entirely in the 1990s, travelling between time periods is excellent if you need it), permanent major character death, non-con, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or faeces), unrequested crossovers, soulmates and that brand of AU where you change the setting (coffee shop, space, vampires, etc.); canon divergences are absolutely fine.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Billy Prestley; Kris Williams; Little Death.
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)
Just like I Saw the TV Glow, this wrecked me emotionally and it’s actually quite hard to be articulate about it. I’m interested into furthering the relationship between the main characters, some worldbuilding because Schoenbrun’s alternate universes are always fascinating, and exploring the theme of difficulties and traumas surrounding queer and female sexuality, fantasies you build with the hand you’ve been dealt and how you can perhaps improve that too with time, the messiness and vulnerability of it all. Varying degrees of role-play, unreliable narrators, and blurring the lines between fiction and reality(ies) is very welcome for this fandom. When it comes to worldbuilding, I’m quite interested in Little Death and their life, less so in the Camp Miasma franchise on its own, if it does not help understand Little Death’s destiny.
I’m good with keeping the movie’s pronouns for Kris or with exploring other queer alleys for the character; as for Little Death, do whatever you want as long as it’s queer.
Prompts:
- I really like the romance between Kris and Billy in this movie, which manages to be heartbreaking, hot, weird and cosy all at once, and feel like we didn’t get to see enough of it, so if you want to explore that a bit more that’ll be welcome: perhaps a different way of getting together, or going meta (why the hell not), many different takes on the scenario leading to them getting together in various ways.
- Speaking of difficulties and traumas surrounding sexuality, perhaps we can also explore how Billy, as a final girl, can’t have sex that doesn’t lead to death in some way. I mean I see how the movie subverts that, but what about the remaining weight of it all? Can she build something else with it? Can she and Kris invent different ways of role-play? Perhaps leaving slashers behind and trying different movie tropes or genres?
- Billy and Kris trying to connect with Little Death in different ways (so, without the massacre element, I guess). What do they try, do they succeed, what does it lead to when it comes to the different universes the canon is dealing with? Art seems to be a good canal, as we get to see with Billy’s paintings, but what else can they use, and would that allow them to communicate more directly with Little Death? I admit some part of me just want them to spend some quality time together, but also for it to mean something beyond that. I mean, the found family trope would make some kind of sense here, but I think I’d also like for it to be subverted a tad.
- A crossover-fusion with I Saw the TV Glow: see my request for this fandom, for I suspect Little Death would feel at home in the Pink Opaque, but there are other possibilities.
DNW: Permanent major character death (the “fake” dying from the movie is completely fine though, and feel free to explore what that means in relation to actual death too if you want), straight readings of Billy and Kris, A/B/O, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or faeces), unrequested crossovers, soulmates (exception for this fandom: you can play with the notion if it’s used in a meta or parodic way, to explore different genres tropes, in the spirit of what I suggested in one of my prompts), AUs that erase the original context of the movie (to clarify, since it’s quite tricky with Schoenbrun’s movies: I’m fine with the characters travelling to alternate universes as part of the plot in line with what is suggested in one of my prompts, but not with something that put them in a coffee shop and goes on like the original setting never existed. As a contrast, if you begin with them in a coffee shops but they subtly become haunted by elements of the original movie or remember the original universe exists, it’s a whole different story, and I’ll be fine with it).
The Young Pope
Angelo Voiello; Sister Mary
The relationship between Voiello and Sister Mary is probably my favourite thing about this show (besides its stunning visuals and overall craziness). It ticked all the boxes for me because 1) I love myself some enemies to friends to lovers (or in that case, enemies to friends to cockblocked by the Pope) 2) I have a passion for nuns in fiction 3) older people’s romance rules and 4) I love when people bond by plotting together. All their scenes are both hilarious and adorable, and it was great to see how their relationship was used to add nuance to their characters. Their journey through the season is also quite fascinating because in some way they’re the most “normal” people in the show: they both can appreciate the value of a balanced position for the Church, the way they come to feel about each other looks worldly, simple. And yet it is anything but, because they can’t have that normalcy: they’re surrounded by people doing (*waves hand at the show*) this, the Church looks like it’s going to explode every episode, while the Pope does strange miracles and sips coke and also dies, and they’re basically star-crossed lovers of their own accord. *sigh*. I just wish they could get some peace and quiet from time to time. But on the other hand, I do love how they respond to all this by secret meetings-turned-dates in the wild and crazy schemes (we think Voiello because sure, it’s expected, but remember Sister Mary was responsible for the whole ‘fake parents’ debacle, and wasn’t that something). I like that those elderly people, who want nothing more than take a nice walk holding hands and watch sports on TV together, just have to be the Vatican’s gray eminences, because someone has to do it (okay and because Voiello loves it).
Let the record show that if you write slash for them I’m absolutely open to sex scenes (I’m a champion for older people –and nuns, apparently-- having sex lives), but I’m not prompting for that specifically and not particularly expecting it, go where you heart take you and do what you’re comfortable with. And if you want to write about something post-canon, feel free to take into account the events of The New Pope or to ignore them completely, I really don’t mind.
Prompts
- I’d really love to read anything about them getting together, in whatever context (feel free to change the canon, create you own little pocket of time inside it or go full post-canon, etc). If you need inspiration, you can give me All the Tropes: since they’re so hesitant, forced proximity seems a good start (from “stuck somewhere together” to “there was only one confessional” (bed is good too)).
- Now that I’ve mentioned it, anything involving a confessional is very welcome (yes, I’ve watched Fleabag too many times).
- Something showing how their relationship evolved across a long period of time could be great too; if you go there, feel free to ignore canon and have them reunite in some way, or just continue to live their lives in the Vatican (what if, for example, Lenny never collapsed and stayed in function?). In that spirit, I feel we don’t really see Voiello falling in love with her before his outburst in episode 5, and I’m curious about that.
- 5 times + 1 (they were tempted and resisted; “someone may see them”; they learned something about each other... etc).
- They’re so cute at the end of the show, but I was really into their early dynamic too, with all the banter going on and the idea that they’re going to be rivals: I think it would be really fun to expand on that and develop their relationship from there. Could also be a great option if you prefer Gen. It’s probably the point when they’re at their funniest, and imagine all they could do to drive the other crazy and be little nuisances.
- A confrontation between them about political or theological matters gets out of hands and evolves into… something else.
- They have to plot together to save the Church / Lenny / whatever important cause in the Vatican, and it brings them closer. Is it an uneasy or a natural alliance? What do they learn about each other in the process? What sort of unexpected intimacy does that create?
- Even though I’m forever frustrated by the finale, it had one silver lining. Lenny tells Sister Mary, who’s supposed to leave for Africa in the morning: “Before you go, if you like, you can say goodbye to the Cardinal Secretary of State”. Wink wink. That’s a missing scene if I ever knew one. Besides, I like to think of Lenny’s words as a sort of free pass for… well, whatever you like (I’m certainly not opposed to them breaking their vows). But for something more vague: since they keep meeting outside, and we never see them alone in a private context, so I’m very curious about that, especially when the emotional stakes are so high.
- God ships it. I’m kidding mostly, but I’d love to read about a series of mysterious coincidences and signs similar to what we see in the show pushing them together when they insist They Shouldn’t.
- Though I’d prefer a hopeful ending for them, I’m not opposed to exploring the more tragic aspects of their situation. The show has always been a mix of goofy and tragic (well I guess it’s mostly tragic in fact, but still hilarious), and they’re a nun and a cardinal in love, which must involve some degree of internal conflict. Something about how they torture themselves, and ideally each other too, could be interesting. Alternatively, perhaps they find each other while facing the various tragedies the show throws at them?
- What if someone (be it Lenny, one of the next Popes or even Voiello himself once he’s Pope) allowed for all the clergy to get married? How would they react? Would they still be conflicted, would truths emerge or would they disagree on theological options? I’m interested in the possibility for a relationship here, not necessarily in having them marry (although the idea of the Pope publicly marrying a nun after authorizing it is crazy enough to look promising).
- I know Lenny isn’t nominated, but if you feel like involving him, I could also see him subtly (or perhaps not so subtly) creating occasions for them OR on the contrary, trying to prevent anything between them in the background (little devil that he is).
- The walls have eyes and ears in the Vatican, so it could be nice to see how their relationship is perceived by others (so outsider’s point of view, your pick of character(s), I love the whole cast).
- For a somewhat different mood: them catching a break, being comfortable together and Not Labelling It, having little cute moments. Heck, I’m even open to some downright fluff, there I’ve said it. I mean “napping together” would be perfect too.
- A series of dreams they have about each other (not necessarily sexual or anything, just whatever sort of dream you want) and how that affects their daily life.
DNW: gore, underage, de-aging the characters, non-con, A/B/O, watersports (sexual activities involving urine and/or faeces), non-canonical character death, tragic ending, alternate universe that changes the setting.










